Electric Nose Words and Music by Bill Pere When you wake up in the morning with your hair all messed and scruffy And your teeth are full of grunge and your nose is feeling stuffy You stumble to the bathroom with the sniffles and you wish you Could stop that nasal drip so you grab another tissue You can get electric toothbrush and a hair dryer that blows But one thing you can't get is a good electric nose! Electric Nose... fill the world with ooo's and aah's Electric Nose...you'll be the great Wizard of Schnoz Electric Nose...it's certainly intense Electric Nose...gives you uncommonly good scents... I knew it would be me who'd be the first one to invent it I know I'll win a medal and a party to present it When I told my friend he laughed, till the hay fever attacked He wished this olfactory fantasy really was all fact! For he was overjoyed when I presented him with one Then he plugged it in and his nose started to run! Electric Nose...Put in on and wear it proud Electric Nose...Don't blow it too loud... Electric Nose...Was a great thing to invent Electric Nose...It must be Heaven scent... If you ever had one, you'd get lots of flattery As long as you take care to charge your battery You've got to keep it clean, so wash with antiseptic But always keep in mind with a nose that is electric Don't ever clog it up with any salts or any sugars, And if you get it wet, you'll get sparks instead of boogers! © Copyright Bill Pere, All Rights Reserved